googled panda porn
#i blame Lacy
I gave you a link!
And we both know you’ve done worse things to me in the realm of porn. I would have never known Meatspin, Hammer time, Horse Porn, or Pterodactyl porn without you. So now I must try to repay my debt to you by finding even worse porn.
-rachel-anne- replied to your post: I Made a New Folder Named ‘Corn’
..the panda video? THE PANDA VIDEO? WHAT PORN HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING FROM ME.
I Made a New Folder Named ‘Corn’

I should drop out of college and get a job titling porn videos, because these descriptions are much better in every way than “Horny slut angel kitty.”
Because, what the fuck, why are you implying that she’s an inexplicable divine being who has horns and is also a cat then show me a 5 minute video of a lady-person getting fucked and not answer any of the questions raised by the title. How is she a kitten? Where are her whiskers? Or horns? Is she a servant of God, and if so what is His will? Why is she among humans? What is her purpose? What is our own?
I FOUND THIS
I FOUND THIS FOR YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
AND IT HAS THE CAT
and I am excited because it is in French
and also because I have proven my love for you today.
Rachel is the best person because she gives me emo cat videos to make up for the horrifying cat pictures and gifs that she makes me reblog.
We must clone her.
We have the technology.
Is this a movie? A video? A thing?
Can I have it?
Can I save it to my hard drive?
Can I take screenshots of every frame and make those screenshots my screensaver and background?
Rachel wat the fuq
I can’t not reblog anything with cats
And you have abused this
You have done this to my blog
You forced my hand.
New Supernatural headcannon: Death loves cats. He’s the reason that there’s a superstition that cats have 9 lives. Because it’s not a superstition, it’s fact. But once a cat has lived a very long life and tires of this world, he takes it to his own little dimension, like Purgatory, but for cats. Cats are in a state of eternal bliss in this dimension, stalking grasshoppers, sitting on the keyboards that someone is attempting to use, shedding on freshly washed clothes.
Purrgatory.
women don’t have to:
- be thin
- have a vagina
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- shave
- be white
- diet
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
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